-I've needlessly interrupted various educational kid shows and public service announcements, and gave incoherent profanity filled rants about the fall of human civilization, and made it so impressionable youngsters heard my incoherent profanity filled rants.
-I've impersonated grunts, and MOTDs on various occasions so I could convince Zedd, and Grimlord to send tengas after the rangers, and draw the troopers into the battle grid respectfully just so I could video tape it and make money.
-I've embezzled pizzas and corporate sponsored educational materials. The later so I could make my own bootleg copies.
-I've sold goblins, gnomes, and other supernatural creatures to impressionable youngsters
